Samjon

A lovely person
He is someone you want to be close with, he's someone who can make your day by just a hey 👋

And last but not least he is dashing

You wish you had a Samjon in your life

"He is Samjon"

by Abcdefjkkkkkkl November 26, 2021

Samjew

A person who is addicted to weed. Much like a Jew to money.

Damn samjew wouldn’t pass the blunt at all tonight.

by Derricks2 September 26, 2023

Samjob

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

samoen sundae

The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.

Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"

Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"

Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

samoer

The racial slur version of samoa.

Thomas taught that samoer a lesson yesterday!

by cyacya March 31, 2021

Samtoe-nite

A fetish to touch other people's suitcases with your toes

When Laura was waiting for her luggage at Schiphol she went complete overboard on her Samtoe-nite. It was painful to look at, almost as painful as a wolf nibbling away a baby's face.

by Psy-Fi August 24, 2018