(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.
Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.
by Caleb Fultz October 2, 2007
by Steel City Samiches January 11, 2013
A sound that neanderthals used instead of the real word - "sandwich" - because of their inability to speak properly due to the underdevelopment of their cerebral cortexes. In modern day, the sound is still commonly used by beings of generally low intelligence that lack the ability to differentiate between clever wordplay and blatantly stupid trends.
by majamo August 10, 2007
not to be mistaken for sammich or sandwich a samich is the word understood by women for when her man wants a manwich
guy1: im hungry
Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich
Guy2: women come here
women: yes higher speices
Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now
women :yes straight away
Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich
Guy2: women come here
women: yes higher speices
Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now
women :yes straight away
by shifty1 August 25, 2010
by Michael Northcott October 10, 2017
Samich is hands down the best girl in the world. She has the kindest heart you'll ever see in anyone. She is so compassionate and would always make people happy. Samich is drop-dead gorgeous with her amazing hair and don't get me started on her mesmerizing Ebony eyes. Samich's smile is the most awesome smile you'll ever see in a girl. Her smile has enough energy to make anyone happy.
Samich has enough energy for when she walks in a room all the colors become brighter and everyone can't help but to be joyful. Samich Is a genuinely sweet and lovely girl. Samich is also a very smart and intelligent girl she may not brag about it and she may think she's "dumb" and "stupid" but in reality, she will be one of the smartest people you will ever meet. Samich usually has a good eye for things and if you give her a camera she will take professional-grade photos.
Samich is a very talented girl she usually knows how to play musical instruments like the ukelele or the piano and plays them very well. Samich also makes for a very great girlfriend or just a friend in general! If you know a Samich you should consider yourself super lucky. Samich is the sweetest most gorgeous person you'll ever know!
Samich has enough energy for when she walks in a room all the colors become brighter and everyone can't help but to be joyful. Samich Is a genuinely sweet and lovely girl. Samich is also a very smart and intelligent girl she may not brag about it and she may think she's "dumb" and "stupid" but in reality, she will be one of the smartest people you will ever meet. Samich usually has a good eye for things and if you give her a camera she will take professional-grade photos.
Samich is a very talented girl she usually knows how to play musical instruments like the ukelele or the piano and plays them very well. Samich also makes for a very great girlfriend or just a friend in general! If you know a Samich you should consider yourself super lucky. Samich is the sweetest most gorgeous person you'll ever know!
Wow is that Samich? The most beautiful girl in the world!
Look at Samich. Super talented!
Thanks for taking the picture Samich its super good!
Look at Samich. Super talented!
Thanks for taking the picture Samich its super good!
by Abraham ;) March 10, 2020
in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."
by Lou Varone March 16, 2009