Sakutards

Devoting excessive attention to Hinata, despite professing themselves as admirers of Sakura, these individuals dedicate significant time to expressing their fervent opinions on Hinata Hyuga rather than directing their focus towards Sakura. Their presence is predominantly noticeable in videos that advocate for Hinata, incessantly boasting about Sakura's physical attributes. Paradoxically, they denounce Hinata enthusiasts for commending her bodily features, although it remains evident that none of these actions demonstrate proper conduct. This group represents the most prominent examples of hypocrisy within the Naruto fandom.

Sakutards are the worst Sakura fans.

by Anonymously_anonymous7777 September 8, 2023

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

samitard

the awkward smurf with the afro...sadly, this smurf never made it to the actual show. Samitard the smurf enjoys sitting on stumps in the forrest while devouring roasted peanuts, smoking white-spotted shrooms and biting its nails.

walking through the halls seeing a physically impaired person and saying "SAMITARD"

by destroythesamitards March 14, 2010

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012

safetard

Someone who likes to slow down child safeguarding services by making false accusations.

Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.

by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018