Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

by jonnigga November 30, 2010

Salt Lake City

a city with lots of Mormons and gangsters and it seems like whoever I meet from here is on drugs.

word son, representin salt lake city to the fullest!

by BiO... March 16, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.

The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."

by ALcore September 25, 2006