A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.
An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016
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A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.
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Life of the party! always has money to blow not like Lil Wayne but close. All the ladies want him but only some can have him.(No Grenades)
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by Situation454 December 9, 2010
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'' Hey didnt he hav a different girlfriend last week dat boy is working his SALOMON swag"
" He hung like Salomon"
" He hung like Salomon"
by legitdude1234 January 23, 2012
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Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing spending on food stamps for the needy.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing Unemployment insurance for those seeking employment.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing access to help with health costs.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing spending on the needy generally.
Sadomonetarism is: I got mine. You're on your own, Jack.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing Unemployment insurance for those seeking employment.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing access to help with health costs.
Sadomonetarism is: Curtailing spending on the needy generally.
Sadomonetarism is: I got mine. You're on your own, Jack.
by A Krugtron Mole November 21, 2013
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