Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

shamazing

shazam + amazing, used as a descrptive word instead of awesome, amazing, great, good, or anything overused. Can also be changed into sha-fucking-mazing if it was really good.

Chicken enchiladas are absolutely shamazing!

by Julie January 16, 2004

slumazing

Being so amazing one is accidentally considered slutty, and vice versa.

Sophia is more slumazing than bitchtastic , I'm afraid.

by Rodger McFlava July 13, 2011

slumazing

When one is so amazing, it is mistaken to be slutty. Derived from the words slut and amazing

Yo dude, those thigh high socks are slumazing!

by Jeremy Jojo July 13, 2011

Samazing

An adjective used to describe a person named Sam who is an all around awesome person and great to be around. He/she makes everyone else around totally jealous, but its ok because they have so much more fun when Sam's there. Generally the life of any party and usually very attractive.

Tim: Dude! Have you met that new girl Sam? She's freakin awesome!

Jack: Yeah, man, she's pretty samazing.

Jessica: Who does that Sam girl think she is? She's always smiling and having so much fun! I can't stand her!
Amanda: Don't hate because she's so much cooler than you. You're just jealous because you'll never be samazing like her.

by Shabooboo.dude March 7, 2010

salamaking

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.

104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!

by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012