Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

Saltine

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

saltinx

A white cracker

When I say I identify as saltinx, I meant I'm pale as fuk

by 16thpolicy December 14, 2021

saladin

This man lived up to the Islamic morals and character which are rarely ever mentioned in today's media (since the Media king is Berg-er-king!?). Simply put this man did things in battle which you would never do. Islam teaches love & tolerance, mercy and compassion, YES it does, and Media shows you what it wants you to think about this faith of submission to God.

Crusader says to Saladin "Christians butchered every single Muslim within these walls when they took over the city". Salahdin says "I am Saladin, Saladin Ayub..I am not those people, you have my pardon"

by Tigerz April 14, 2006

Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

slating

when someone addresses your negative factors to a large group of people in front of you

Mikayla: Look at Sophie, she always acts like the teachers pet to get 7As
Sophie: I know I'm a suck up, stop slating me!

by Assdhkposwwf23 April 2, 2017

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011