sargeant lumpington

a guy who is really cool

that gangster looks like sargeant lumpington

by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010

Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Sarge

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage

That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge

by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010

Army Men Sarge's Heroes

Possibly one of the best nostalgic games of all time. Sarge's Heroes is a game about the green and tan plastic toy army men. You play as a green one named sergeant Hawk or "Sarge" You go through many levels both in "The real world" which is the world we live in. Everything in the real world is large and you are the size of a plastic soldier. The plastic world is the world where the army men normally are. The plastic world is more real looking and fit to scale the army men. The Tan Army is the evil side of the game and your goal is to just destroy any tan soldier that moves. This game is a classic favorite and even has a sequel. I personally loved these games.

Army Men Sarge's Heroes Green Tan Lots Of Fun

by Jmick117 January 18, 2013

sargedonut

A leg end of sorts and regular tts spammer in the chat of Aussie streaming champion TheMainDevent. Often know for his prowess with words while (ab)using the bits TTS engine. Sarge often drifts between motivational words of wisdom / spiritual encouragement for the members of the band, and blatant innuendo. Known to some as 'Daddy', he is known to a few fans for his sex appeal and dulcet tones. Possibly unhinged, but the lines are blurred.

Band member 1: "Did you hear SargeDonut's latest tts speech?"
Band member 2: "Oh yes, not only am I now going to follow my dreams, but I'm incredibly turned on".

by GiggityUnderscore November 23, 2021

Sargent Johnson

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

by Sidmow April 1, 2009