Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

madting sadting

A ting that is mad but is also sad.

Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.

by manavinho October 13, 2015

QUIT SAFING!

A Term used By runescape players when Someone is pking and eating (safing) constantly throughout the duel

Person A . Gets hp down to 52 *eats* to 67 *eats* again to 75+ and repeats
Person B . "dude... QUIT SAFING!!"

by pseudonym nim June 21, 2010

salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

Salting the Pavement

Jizzin on a black chick.

When's the last time you were salting the pavement?

Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!

by Duncadunk October 24, 2009

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Softing

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015