safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

safe sex

The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.

by § July 17, 2004

safe sex

No Such Thing
*See oxymoron

Considering the stupidy level of the average human, I'd say that's about accurate.

by Anonaymous November 22, 2004

safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex

by TheWickedHeart August 24, 2004

safe sex

safe sex means using a proper contraception method to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseased and or infections. safe sex can also be practiced without the use of contraception, as long as the two individuals have not engaged in sexual activity with others, prior to their encounter, are in a place where they want to have a baby together, and they truly love each other (probably married).

Me:

Me and my girl fucked without condoms last night but it feels the same with condoms.

My friend:
Better to be safe than sorry bro, especially if there's no difference. safe sex all the way yo, we don't want no pregnant ladies out here

by Garce Lester June 3, 2019

safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

by Krkič July 14, 2019