Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex

Have safe sex’s hoes

Safe sex by Rivers clement November 2, 2018

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safe sex

safe sex means using a proper contraception method to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseased and or infections. safe sex can also be practiced without the use of contraception, as long as the two individuals have not engaged in sexual activity with others, prior to their encounter, are in a place where they want to have a baby together, and they truly love each other (probably married).

Me:

Me and my girl fucked without condoms last night but it feels the same with condoms.

My friend:
Better to be safe than sorry bro, especially if there's no difference. safe sex all the way yo, we don't want no pregnant ladies out here

safe sex by Garce Lester June 3, 2019

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safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.

safe sex by Krkič July 14, 2019

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