A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
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Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?
Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)
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Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?
Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)
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by A_Worker December 22, 2010
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