sadvertising

An advertisement scientifically engineered to make you sad.

Quick, turn off that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial! Using that kitten with a cast on its arm is pure sadvertising.

by easybakes January 5, 2012

salventure

first you sal then you venture - maybe you’ll learn a thing or two from the devil’s lettuce

1: hey any chance you wanna go on a salventure?
2: i’m down pal, i’ll bring trees

by LA-DIALECT June 7, 2020

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

sadentary

When you're so sad and lazy you can't move.

I wanted to go run some errands, but my ass got sadentary.

by Eaten Soler July 13, 2016

sadvertisement

An ad that you see that makes you sad and take pity so you buy stuff.

"Mum, look! That goldfish only has one eye! Can we adopt it? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
"No, darling, it's just a sadvertisement. Don't buy into it."

by shortperßon November 28, 2019

Sarventesexual

You are madly in love with a neopolitan stick woman who number one is taken and number two is fictional and will never know who are you are. You can't even say no homo to get rid of this sin.

Person 1: I'm Sarventesexual.
Person 2: wh- oh no oh no oh no oh no im leaving

by bigboylargepp February 21, 2022

Sadvert

An advert that is predictable and boring, and just plain saaad.

"Did you see the latest toothpaste commercial?"
"Yeah, what a sadvert."

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"Justin is putting arms and legs on a product, again...."
"Yeah, he's going to win a gold lion in the sadvert section."

by p-haze April 6, 2010