The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.
Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."
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Also can refer to any odd or humorous situation where you can't think of a word to describe your feelings.
Also can refer to any odd or humorous situation where you can't think of a word to describe your feelings.
The Grimy Limey gave that chick a killer sodjob last night.
Upon seeing a mantis and spider dueling to the death;
"Man, that is a sodjob if I ever seen one."
Upon seeing a mantis and spider dueling to the death;
"Man, that is a sodjob if I ever seen one."
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one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.
one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.
"Bitch gave me a sandjob. I'm gonna have painful showers for the next week and a half. Scabs. scabs.
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