Sandjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.

Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."

by bleggs August 18, 2009

Sandjob

The act of giving either a handjob or blowjob on a sandy beach.

If we go to the beach today I’m expecting a high quality sandjob from my side chick.

by Coochhitta May 20, 2021

Samjob

A sandwitch follwed immediately after consumption by a handjob.

Put your hands to good use for once and give me a samjob.

by TurdToTheWise April 2, 2010

sodjob

A sodjob is the sexual act of a man fucking a chick in the navel/bellybutton.

Also can refer to any odd or humorous situation where you can't think of a word to describe your feelings.

The Grimy Limey gave that chick a killer sodjob last night.

Upon seeing a mantis and spider dueling to the death;

"Man, that is a sodjob if I ever seen one."

by Marvin Schwarzmuller April 24, 2008

sandjob

An extremely painful handjob,
one that feels like you are being whacked off with sandpaper as opposed to an actual hand.

"Bitch gave me a sandjob. I'm gonna have painful showers for the next week and a half. Scabs. scabs.

by Flaming Falcon December 14, 2008

sagjob

when something is just too saggy to work. usually an item of clothing.

chelsea: maaan, this top is a right...!?
holly: sagjob? that it is!

by Stuuuuuuuuarttttt December 1, 2010

sadjo

A common phrase for expressing something sad in a cute and friendly way

Sadjo! Kaymie can’t make it to the party

by rareva August 3, 2021