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Spank sabbatical

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.
My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.
by Amawee21 May 15, 2016
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Skibatical

Misspelling of the word Skibbatical. See Skibbatical in Urban Dictionary.
"Bro, I'm on Skibbatical!" (and not, "Bro, I'm on Skibatical!")
by C Stanford August 30, 2013
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shabbatical

To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )
Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.
by StellaRanks February 17, 2015
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herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.
by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010
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Sexual sabbatical

A sexual sabbatical is when you take a break from intimate relations with someone else, to empower yourself and learn the power of no. It differs from abstinence in that you are not denying yourself, you’re just denying others access to you!
I have been on a sexual sabbatical for over a year now.
by Stauglady November 26, 2018
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Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2
I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.
by luckywassabi December 31, 2010
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stabbatical

A break taken from regular activities for the purposes of revenge, plotting, violent brooding.
"Where's Carl?"
"After that beezy dumped him, he took a stabbatical."
by Kazmarov October 15, 2008
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