sabretooth tiger

an ancient cougar who tries to pick up really young guys

That was hilarious when that sabretooth tiger was hitting on Tim

by onslaught94 February 8, 2010

sabretooth tiger

When a girl is sucking two throbbing hard erections at the same time.

Jenny pulled a sabretooth tiger with Parker and Twebb.

by Wobbly H January 8, 2005

Diego the Sabretooth

The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him

We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby

by Fuckiceagebaby February 20, 2020

sneaky sabretooth

Go over to someone's house who owns a cat. Take a hefty dump in the cat box and leave it for the cat and the owner to find. Fun.

Wendy pissed me off the other night at her party, so I performed a sneaky sabretooth.

by EOD Gunny January 5, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

sabertooth

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.

I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.

by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003