synthetic love

Being led on by someone who you wish you could give everything to.

The synthetic love he felt for me had slowly taken it's toll as I realized what I really meant.

by SummerScissorhands September 28, 2013

SynthCool

A YouTuber famous for Analyzing Anime Characters such as Bling Bling Boy and Harold.

"How DARE you not let Harold scream the n-word! Not letting people of Irish descent scream the n-word is a GODDAMN ACT OF WAR! Might as well send 'em to the camps! Gamer genocide is no joking matter, COURTNEY!"
-SynthCool (Anime Character Analysis: Harold)

by DunDun Productions May 5, 2019

synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.

I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.

by Telephony May 23, 2014

syntribate

Of a female, to masturbate by crossing the legs and rubbing the thighs together.

I caught her syntribating!

by Macman April 23, 2005

Syntriatic

The word added to a sentence to make one's vocabulary sound much more sophisticated than it actually is.

Joe: Ah, you look quite syntriatic tonight.
Jane: What does that mean?
Joe: You wouldn't understand...

by Sir. Booboo December 1, 2010

synthetic mud

Jizz that has been extracted from a gay (or straight) man's asshole then mixed with Hershey's syrup and avocado's. Intended to be used as facial mask. Apply liberally!

John's face looks like a pair of angels marching two by two thanks to synthetic mud.
facialjizzassholejranalgaydirtysanchezbuttavrillavigneblumpkindariussong

by TheChuckster0 November 21, 2014

Synthacon

A famous person who lives in southern California. Some claim he is god.

by George Dorn October 13, 2003