Swilly

Reffered to by many as "the missing link" between monkey and man. About 5 foot tall with a "hobo like" beard

I was going to sleep last night and a swilly was watching me undress out the window.

by canttell April 16, 2007

swilly

In ultimate, used to describe hucks that are floaty, inaccurate, or otherwise sloppy.

Is tossing swilly shit at their covered but unusually athletic deeps their whole offense?

by mxxie April 25, 2009

swilly

(Pronunciation: swɪli) adj. To be drunk on an abysmally cheap alcoholic beverage esp. wine.

Where did Paul get that malbec? Right Aid? Wow. I got so swilly last night!

by TheYoungEgotist August 8, 2012

Swilly

to be full of grossness. Something that is disgusting.

"Wow that old mexican food looks really swilly"
"I hate her. She is the swilliest person to ever live."

by blahblahchica July 26, 2009

swilly

the art of being super illy. most likely because of the nature of the beast within staying fly.

wow buddy...ur so swilly

by imburnt April 22, 2011

The Swilly G

When sir reverse cowgirl on you your toilet and use the tank as a table to eat your morning cereal while taking a shit.

In order to maximize my time in the morning I eat my cereal on the back of the toilet while I drop my morning deuce. I call it The Swilly G!

by Slump Daddy April 5, 2022

Swilly

The theoretical offspring of 80's wrestler Sgt. Slaughter and Rosie O'Donnell. Most commonly used to describe one who cries about everyone at every possible juncture in time yet insists that the source of the crying always comes from others. One who has the spelling skills of a four year old from a third-world country and has an infatuation with those that can easily make friends.

Friend 1- "bro do you hear all that whining"
Friend 2 - "yeah, sounds like Swilly is out and about again, sigh"

by No Time '99 July 29, 2015