Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

sweeping declaration

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.

by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014

Sweeping up the rain

When you go into a strip club and pick up the money after someone makes it rain. You can keep the money or make it rain again.

*Allen Iverson throws $40000 on the bitches
*Matt Barnes begins sweeping up the rain

by ganjaboi April 11, 2015

Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.

Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!

by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008

Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020