A "
friend" who comes into your house
like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your
drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.
6:47pm - Banging on front door
Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get
one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in
Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.
6:54pm - Door slams
Kenny: Geesh that kid is
like a swarm of locust.