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Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
by Zipdox June 20, 2018
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Survival hug

Just making sure you don't die; no feelings required
It was pouring rain out and Alexis was cold so jacob came up to her and gave her a survival hug so she wouldn't get hypothermia and die.
by Smilebig:) July 24, 2017
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survival of the idiots

An episode of Spongebob Squarepants in which Sandy eats a ton of nuts the store fat for hibernation season in her Tree Dome. Spongebob and Patrick end up going inside to see what she's up to and the door freezes shut in which they are trapped inside and forced to survive for all of winter. They do this by shaving patches of Sandys fur to use as warmth for the harsh climate. They eventually wake Sandy when they were arguing as to who is Dirty Dan and who is Pinhead Larry. Sandy and proceeds to practically killed both of them and give them their own grades.... morbid for a kids show huh? Anyway, as previously stated they make it through the spectral apparition that is the fact that it is snowing inside a dome with no clouds or westher... underwater. Sandy wakes up apparently losing all the weight games from eating all of the knots and then finds that all of her fur has been shaved off and then disturbingly where SpongeBob and Patrick as clothing..... our generation would be so fucked if they actually looked into these shows.
by Hunterthrkingsassani February 19, 2014
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Survival Pie

emergency ration pie, usually small enough to fit in the pocket of a reasonably sized trench coat and of the pork variety, should be eaten furtively and nibbled on in a mouse like manner, for general day to day survival in an urban setting, to be eaten in times of great hunger, not to be confused with standard issue special forces ration pies
'I say John boy, is that snuff in that tinfoil package?'. No Biggles, that is is my survival pie. My stomach thinks my throat's cut!'
by piginshite January 29, 2010
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survival sex

The practice of a person or people, who are homeless or otherwise disadvantaged in society, that involves trading sex for food, a place to sleep, or other basic needs.
Resources are not always abundant, to the point survival sex is looked as a stepping stone until an opportunity for social mobility becomes available.
by XXXconsentform September 5, 2019
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survival scrolls

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"
by Trey Skold May 28, 2006
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Survival of the fittest

The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.
This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
by mta3000 October 19, 2010
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