sumo

Someone who goes to mcdonalds twice a day.

"Woah did you see Bob yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is such a sumo! He's such a sumo he has 5 chins"

"You know when you've been sumoed when you weigh more than 100 kilos."

by Frankiedoodles May 30, 2009

sumo

absolutely none/no need

also meaning "suck my big fat ass"

there was a sumo need for joey

by sumomember1 December 03, 2020

on sumo

Meaning ones weight or pockets is oversized enabling you to fit more food or cash

Yo that's guys driving a lambo you know his pockets are on sumo

by ol king C November 16, 2014

Sumo

As an adjective: Big, huge, heavy, thick, fat. As of now, to be used in a more day to day use.

As a verb: to push/ to have been or pushed from previously held position. To be moved physically; emotionally if you want...

Positive: "Bro thats sumo (big/huge) news!! Im happy for you!"

Solemn: "Sorry you had to experience that in Iraq. Thats some sumo (heavy) shit."

Negative: "You sumo (fat) bitch."

As a verb: "She just came in and just sumoed (pushed) me out of the way."

by Verizonwired May 03, 2019

sumo

another way of saying an object is fat,obese,heavy,or thick.

Damn, your mama is sumo!

by Mrs.Thornton August 15, 2003

Sumo

Fat people fighting in Japan

Sumo is a sport
Americans: no it’s fat people fighting
Sumo fighters: look at yourself then

by Mighty poteite December 05, 2019

sumo

Sumo acts as a variable in the Slang English language system. At times sumo means Yes and at other times it means No. The word Sumo is created to minimize the potential awkwardness and confusion in the conversation, if you are not sure what to say, just say sumo and the other person will continue talking and then you will better know what he is trying to say. It mostly depends on how the reader wants to interpret it. It is also used to show emotions and to send a secret reconsideration.

In the following example.

Person 1: What makes you think that I lied to him? How can you even think that way? I cannot believe you...

Person 2: (He does not know what to say) Sumo dear sumo.

Person 1: I knew you didn't think that way. I am so hurt, help me. (Hugs)

The meaning of sumo depends on how the other person want to interpret it.

by coldplay_parli January 21, 2013