Stroned

a common word used to inform your friends of how blunted you are. normally ( not always) used in conjunction with smoking chronic mary jane.

dude, these weed is so bomb, on a scale of 1 to 10, i'm fucking stroned.

by whitewidowmonster May 1, 2009

Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010

stronken

adj: To be both drunk and high, from Dutch slang.

"I got so stronken last night, I must have smoked 3 joints and had 6 beers"

by cribbage May 18, 2003

Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

Stroked out

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009

Over Stroked

When a man pulls out too far during intercourse and misses the target on re-entry.

Herbert over stroked and almost broke his dick in half when he was pounding Gladys.

by Ramtar April 15, 2021

Stroked

stroked... same as ripped off

I wouldn't buy anything off these forums, been stroked once here and been stroked once on e-bay. Will come back and haunt the mofos though!

by Shodan December 27, 2004