stronk

The Bonds Name, James Name.
Bond Name's the James.

Person A: BAMES NONDS HAVIN A STRONK
Person B: ...
Person A: CALL A BONDULANCE

by yourmom1337 March 5, 2023

Stronk

When someone who’s having a stroke tries to say stroke

James: Jake are you okay??

Jake: I thunk I umb habing a stronk.

by Wonk-o-Bonk October 28, 2019

Stronk

Started with Dan Dinh, a high ELO player of League of Legends, where he drank wine and got drunk while playing, yet still beat other players. Afterwards, people complained about him being too strong and drunk, or "stronk".

Dan Dinh is so stronk after that glass of wine, that he totally whopped the other team.

by Sparkmon August 20, 2012

Stronk

someone having a stroke but they cant pronounce stroke right

"i am having a stronk," Steve said

by Godzilla200040 October 18, 2020

Stronk

A meBICaL CONDitiom thAt brain causes to Smeemingly RESet help im HAVing A stronkk

"The james name, bonds name."

"uh ok, what would you like to drink sir?"

"One shartini, please, maken, not shirred"

Uh sir, are you ok?"

Bond james is havin' a stronK, qUIck CALL a BondULAnce

by hAYes yEEt February 25, 2019

Stronk

The feeling of being caressed by a duckling's wet feet. As duckling feet are wet, and slimy, being stronked might cause you to create several typos and stare at people for long periods of time, without blinking.

Aw man, I was just stronked! I hope I don't satrt misspelling thingf!

by nutnut June 18, 2011

Stronk

To bust a major brain nut; to detach from reality and have absolutely no idea what is going on

"My phone had a stronk and deleted all my pictures"
"Oh htats terrilbe"

"Are you okay?"
"N o im hvain a stronk"

by Squez! February 7, 2018