Stroblite honey

A girl you see from a distance that looks good but up close is hella turf.
or

A girl you see at the club who silhouette is bangin but up close she's ugly.
or
A girl wit hella body but no face.
This Term is coined by the hip hop artist Dres from Black Sheep, from the song Strobelite Honey

Man, why everytime we at da club all we see is strobelite honeys.

I thought she was bad at first, til i saw her face, she jus a stroblite honey.

by T-Realla from Sacramento May 8, 2009

strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.

that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.

by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

STROBEL

"STROBEL" is derived from the words... Superb Techniques Romancing Of Beautiful Eligant Ladies..... The name was made famous over the years as being the one responsible for Pretty woman wanting to become Beautiful women just in hope that a man named Strobel would be thier Knight in Shinning Armor

Kylee My God!!!Julie! Did You see that dream of a Man Strobel last night???
Julie Ohhh!! Yeesss!!!! Every time I see him working on our swimming pool I get so wet,,, and its not because I went for a swim

by Strobe the Probe March 23, 2009

strobe honey

A woman who is beautiful under the disco lights but ugly as balls in daylight.

Picking a chick up in a club; you think she's hot, your on drugs; you get her home; you put it in her A--; you wake up and you realize she's fugly

by McFuss & Bohler May 13, 2005

straboobsmus

noun. Unfortunate condition of having breasts with nipples pointing in different directions. Condition previously known as 'crooked rack', 'crazytits' and 'misaligned mammaries' changed in 2003 by the Consortium of Breast Surgeons.

She didn't switch breasts when breastfeeding and now she needs to go for straboobsmus corrective surgery.
After receiving breast augmentation surgery, the patient was alarmed to learn that she had suffered the rare complication of straboobsmus.

by Georgie hoops November 10, 2014

Strobes

Another term for hickies on the neck or other various regions of the body.

"Yo look at his neck, it has strobes all over it!!!!"

"Yea man he must have been strobed."

by Mike Kelly April 26, 2006