stitches

(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.

S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!

by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 21, 2005

stitches

A jacket or coat in ebonics

"Dude, go put your stitches on the rack!"

by scott January 23, 2003

Stitches

Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.

A: "Hey Did you see dumbshit with her new stitches?"

B:"Yes, her heart already drained."

by Adeslin July 10, 2011

Stitches

The perfect slim doobie, that's usually rolled by experienced stoners.

No bitch can beat a stitch!

Is the stitches ready?

Don't smoke that normal joint I'll roll a stitches.

by NBBot December 2, 2021

stitches

$ cash dollars euros notes amount of a price or cost of something.

how much money or trade lending

"I found a new game for my Nintendo for about fifteen stitches!"
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."

by Jm8a May 10, 2023

Stitches Nero

Love dick n the ass

Like it hard Stitches Nero

by Mikenero September 17, 2021