stapes

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.
by ilovefruit September 01, 2009
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Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.
"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry
by leprtam September 01, 2009
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The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.
"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."
by flowerpoewer September 02, 2009
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A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.
"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."
by lettucce September 01, 2009
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Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.
Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
by footballdudes September 01, 2009
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"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."
by iamablob August 31, 2009
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german slang for a knicker stain.
"Oh, Gunther, did you see the size of the stapes in my knickers last night?"
by iamgermany September 01, 2009
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