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Stallion Duck

It's the biggest fucking duck that Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, the best fucking drummer EVER, has ever seen. Jimmy, the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold and Pinkly Smooth, tried to chase a Stallion Duck but failed. Jimmy is still hunting that FUCKING duck to this very day, in his little piece of heaven. God bless you Jimmy, and God Hates You, Stallion Duck. Its not afraid AT ALL. NOT FUCKING AFRAID AT ALL. Keep chasing it Jimmy, foREVer. A7X.
Jimmy: I'm fucking coming for you, fucking stallion duck!

Stallion Duck: ...
by TheOneWhoMissesTheRev. November 21, 2011
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Stallone Cuts

A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese!

(created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
by ADAMANT2007 January 15, 2011
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bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
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white chocolate stalion

when a man sticks his dick in a woman so deep that the cum heats up and turns into white chocolate it is then eaten by the women as she rides on his dick like a staliom
ariana: i got some leftover white chocolate stalion last night want some

diana: no i dont want none but who got u it they probably got godd d
by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020
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Stallone's Law

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."
by Dr, No. April 17, 2010
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Queen's Stallion

A Queen's Stallion (alternatively Dorse) is a specific fetish creature regularly found in lower-rating hentai artwork. Generally the result of a transformation, a Queen's Stallion bears the shape of a horse, with various features of a human/humanoid. It has a large penis and large breasts, as well as four hooves. Its features tend to be greatly exaggerated, generally involving giant glossy lips and a large horse-like tail.
"Do NOT look up Queen's Stallion. Worse mistake of my life!" -Peter Griffin
by TrueGrace March 6, 2022
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