Squirrel

A nickname often given to a rookie firefighter who tends to be over zealous.

They typically believe they know more than they actually do, and relish in telling others the stories of there heroism, which are almost always exaggerations of the truth.

Did you meet the new guy? He was talking about that box the other day. To hear him tell it, you'd think he drove the engine there, and put the thing out himself. What a squirrel.

by HackerZC October 20, 2010

squirrel

to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!

while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.

by GISSUM January 2, 2010

Squirrel

An attractive person/eye candy. Cause you get distracted just like Doug from UP!

Heeeeyyyy.... check out that fine squirrel.

by Munjenitis April 19, 2017

squirrel

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts

guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts

by squirrel..................J.K!!!!!! June 2, 2006

SQUIRREL

CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads

There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.

by Leekie June 9, 2011

Squirrel

A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.

Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right

by BEWARE_of_the_squirrels March 28, 2010

squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

by zachwolff October 16, 2003