Squatty Potty

Sex Position: guy sitting on toilet taking a poop while the girl is on top reverse cowgirl.
“My favorite position is the squatty potty. Really helps with my constipation!”
by Billy Bob Barley March 31, 2021
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human squatty potty

It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.
Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.
by I trademark ™ November 13, 2018
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squattie

describing someone who is short and thick
That girl over there looks a little squattie.
by LeeyahR August 02, 2016
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squattie

one who temporarily lives in empty or abandoned properties
I found a squattie living in the crawl space of my empty rental home.
by General Watchdog November 12, 2016
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squatty runs

squatty runs are walking lunges! its super funny and your gym teacher will hate you forever
hey mannnnn, lets go do some SQUATTY RUNS!!!
by baileygiles15543 December 11, 2017
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Squattie

Someone with great clothes, accessories and electronics....cuz they don't pay rent or bills since they are squatting
Eduardo is such a squattie in designer duds and gear

He thinks he's living like a baller and looking like a pimp but he is a scamming squattie.
by Evictor valiant May 11, 2023
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Squatty Potty

When a guy lays on his back with his toe by his ear, the women squats on him like a he’s a toilet and pees in to ass.
Last night Karen squatty potty zee and he now no longer needs a douch’e
by The Royal throne September 27, 2022
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