squash

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.

Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC

by MHP June 25, 2005

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"Squanderable Cash"

1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"

2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"

by wasterpaster June 16, 2010

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Squashed

The act of an obesed women jumping on a thin man during sex

"Hey man, Eddie totally got squashed last night"...."I know i felt the earthquake, too...it felt like a 4.6"

by Veronica O March 4, 2008

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Sport played with a racquet and a rubber ball.

Squash is a sport .

by mmk September 14, 2003

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n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."

1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.

by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

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Squash

(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.

I am feeling Squash today...

by CommyChuck August 3, 2011

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