penis stories

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.

I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Tradin' War Stories

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another

2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."

by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010

TWSS Stories

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments

TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!

by DJ20 January 8, 2010

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.

"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex April 22, 2022

morning stories

Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.

"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."

by KinOH September 19, 2008

Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 6, 2005

Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.

Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-

by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020