Rough Spunker

Noun: One who spunks with exceptional roughness, resulting in discomfort for all parties involved.

I don't know if I can keep dating Josh, he's a really rough spunker.

by Hackworthy July 7, 2011

Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019

Spunker

Loose woman, lots of sexual partners

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

sponkers

Variant of "bonkers" that specifically denotes formerly unknown levels of craziness.

bonkers (adj.): familiar, everyday levels of craziness

sponkers (adj.): horrifying, non-euclidian, 2020 levels of craziness

This is absolutely sponkers.

by rotifer December 2, 2020

Spunker

Gamers who game Spelunky

"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

by 828748732897498327984938274983 February 25, 2022

The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020