Splish

A phrase that can only be used once a month for just about anything. Men have dubbed Splish as 'The God Word' and even 'Einstiens Law of Everything'. Invented in East London in 2008 by Nate and Dan the word has quickly gained international recognision for it flexible usage and devestating blow to the human Psych, with one holy man demanding that it be featured in all holy scripture as the term had the ability to heal the dead.

WARNING over usage of the word splish may cause heat failure, liver disease, face cancer, diahorria, broken limbs, athletes foot, death and STD's

Combine Splish in any phrase, sentance or state on its own

by NateDoDoubleG April 14, 2011

Splish

verb.

To ejaculate onto something.

Him. “Hey do you want me to splish on your face?’
Her. “Oh yeah baby, give it to me.”

by Edword McWordword December 01, 2018

splish

adj. a male who prefers drinks typically associated with females over traditionally male spirits; girl-drink drunk

Your buddy is always drinking Appletinis and Fuzzy Navels; is he a splish?

by Fred Christopher April 08, 2009

splish

Dick sucker Josh...Potomac Fallz HS

"Splish is a pickle smoking, tube steak eater."

by Regis is poop April 06, 2005

Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Splish Splash

The dirtiest water park in the tri-state area!! People who don't know how to swim come to the park thinking they can swim and by the end of the day lose their slippas and grills.

Me and my friends were bored and sweating so we went to Splish Splash for the day!

by Rick87Ross December 08, 2009

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 21, 2013