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Spit take 

The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.
The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.
Spit take by Mangratebuy1 February 15, 2012
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Shittake 

Something which is both shit and tacky
OMG her shoes are so shittake!
Shittake by Hot-Box April 14, 2009

Shittake 

The name of my llamacorn oc.
Its an Insult, saying that someone looks lïke a llama with a unicorn horn which has an unhealthy addiction to manicures. and a werd Ï just made up Ïn school.
Less commonly spelt ‘shitake’.

Said: shit-ayk
‘You look lïke shittake, mate
Shittake by IcattErr October 19, 2021
Like a bukake but with spit
She was the middle in a spitake
spitake by Bignerdybruja February 3, 2023

Spittakke 

When you laugh so hard you spit out your mouthful of cum

(Portmanteau of spit-take and bukkakke)
Dave's Frosty the Snowman joke landed so hard it made Wendy spittakke
Spittakke by KormitTheeFrOog June 6, 2023

Spittakke 

When you laugh so hard you spit out your mouthful of cum

(Portmanteau of spit-take and bukkakke)
Dave's Frosty the Snowman joke landed so hard it made Wendy spittakke
Spittakke by KormitTheeFrOog June 6, 2023