spirituality 

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.

Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?

spirituality by q359 July 25, 2023

spirituality snob 

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.

When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?

spirituality snob by Major Madcat July 15, 2019

Spirituality of a Dixie Cup 

Someone in a classic Narcissist phase so hard they do not notice anything else around them.

Said person is so self absorbant that they have the "spirituality of a dixie cup".

Spirituality of a Dixie Cup by R2CUL8_1 December 5, 2021

blackberry spirituality 

Extreme spirituality. Uses the term blackberry to describe how devout you are. Similar to how a business person is constantly checking their blackberry, a practicer of 'blackberry spirituality' is constantly praying (ie at the dinner table, while on vacation, at parties, etc.)

I live a life of blackberry spirituality.

blackberry spirituality by manaveri October 6, 2007

the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors 

A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.

One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.

the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors by theBlackSheep June 9, 2023

Extraphysical Spirituality 

Extraphysical spirituality or spiritual extraphysics is the spiritual part of extraphysics, it seeks on the development of extraphysics based spirituality and even the spiritual studies of extraphysics and the extraphysical studies of spirituality. Extraphysical spirituality also seeks to understand the spiritual part of extraphysics and its influence on physics, on people and on other life forms.

"Extraphysical spirituality is a really nice area of extraphysics itself, mainly because it is about to understand spirituality as a manifestation of extraphysics in people's lives and even to develop forms of spirituality based on extraphysics, and even understand that extraphysics and spirituality can walk together somehow."

Extraphysical Spirituality by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021

Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic

Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.

Toxic spirituality by Luna710 June 30, 2021