Stratagasm

A way to relieve yourself that's so unthinkable that you have to think it out.

With no privacy, and only a few moments of opportunity, Stephen had to put serious effort into his stratagasm

by BAMF755 February 21, 2018

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

sportsgasm

When you are feeling such pleasure watching a sport game, that you have an orgasm, resulting in max sports pleasure.

Bob: Did you watch the game last night?
Joe: Yeah, it was so intense I was having a sportsgasm.

by Ross Island View February 19, 2011

spatgasm

When two or more people indulge in an arguement or discussion.

Me and my friend were having a spatgasm yesterday.

by whatislovebabydoll February 11, 2012