SOMP

A guy had this on his license plate back in the 80s. It means: Suck on my penis!

SOMP, dude

by thehiney June 13, 2009

somp

STINKY (or skanky) OLD MANGY PUSSY

Shut your mouth you stupid SOMP

by NICOLAZ3 January 13, 2009

somp

A word to describe someone who goes by the name 'Dini' or 'Branny'.

Branny is such a somp for Angèle.

by Booger_13 October 8, 2021

Somp

SOMP- Suckers Owning Model Pussy
When someone is displaying SIMP like qualities but if the significant other of the model pussy.

“Did you see that Ian from IDUBBZ is a simp?” “Nah man that’s his girlfriend he is actually a SOMP.”

by Alsak April 1, 2020

Somp

The person to whom one "simps"

My friend is such a Somp, they have so many Simps

by Chief Simp September 8, 2020

Somping

When you're so infatuated with someone that it can't be described as simping anymore you're somping.

"dude did you just buy flowers for a FIRST DATE, lol you're SOMPING"

by Petitelittlethang December 27, 2020

Somp

A somp is generically known to be a more severe version of a simp. A somp will literally go to any length to make himself known, this mf would literally kidnap you.

Guy 1: bro omg did you see Rebecca last night? I gotta make that mine

Guy 2: don't turn into a somp man, not cool

by GabenThiccAF May 29, 2020