somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

Somewhat attractive

A girl who has passed into "old chook" territory but still enjoys giving head

"Dude you're into her? Don't you have crippling emotional detachment issues?" "Yeah but she's somewhat attractive"

by Nuggetkins July 1, 2018

Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat

A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"

The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".

by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020

somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

Somewhat fancie

Partial to pedophilia

Those who describe themselves as “somewhat fancie” are often attracted to children and spend their time accusing others, especially those who can’t defend themselves, of their own sinister attributes.

by Roger Don November 23, 2020

somewhat grounded

Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”

“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”

“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”

by Kapache’ April 10, 2019

Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

An Place That You Don't Will See/Know Never....
And Also Its A Box lmao

Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?

Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box

Someone: What?

by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019