Sofa King 

A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.

Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.

Sofa King by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008

sofa king 

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

sofa king by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

sofa-king by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

Sofa-king

It is a polite way of swearing. Used inserted into a sentence, when pronounced sounds like a common curse word. However written out, it looks like an innocent mistake at first glance.

This show is Sofa-king stupid.
That is Sofa-king awesome.

Sofa-king by angryscribbles February 16, 2009

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

sofa king cool 

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.

"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.

sofa king cool by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007

sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

sofa king wee todd did by chawklit luver November 8, 2007