Non-binary Sock

You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"

""I would like to be your Non-binary Sock and enjoy (our / my) fracturable

Life""

by SkiDiLy_WiGgLes May 27, 2021

Sockboy

Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.

Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 2, 2019

sock filler

A (generally) teen-age boy who spends the majority of his time masturbating into a tube sock. Sock fillers tend to be socially awkward, often standing slack-jawed while in the presence of their female classmates.

"As the girls' P.E. class ran past, a large number of sock fillers began to shift uncomfortably and mumble to each other."

by Jack Mahogov November 14, 2012

grippy sock vacation

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.

"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"

by MXRed February 20, 2022

sockdrop

Its an action taken by mums, that whilst cleaning up there sons bedrooms they find an unsavory crunchy sock in there hands ..result of an earlier self pleasuring exercise !!

martins a sockdrop.....he sends shivers down my spine

by signorbella July 4, 2015

sock fetish

when the visual inheritance of socks adds to the sexual desire of another person. The attraction can range from plain white ankle socks to rainbow striped thigh highs. On the foot or taking them off the leg and vise versa. There is many possible variations to this fetish but as long as a sock is thought of as sexy then it constitutes a sock fetish. A sock fetish is thought to be a branch of the foot fetish fantasy tree.

John? yes dear. Why are all your socks hard, yellow, and shoved under our sofa? One of the boys must have a sock fetish. We don't have children, you moron.

by Googlefaps.com July 13, 2018

sockitty

A game played by taking a kittycat and placing a sock over its head, like a hood. Precautions of safety are required such as doing it indoors and not around stairs.

Playing sockitty with your pet is fun.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011