smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

scurr

verb: a sign of approval, a state of being, higher then everyone else. not to be confused with "swag"

"100% on a test, scurrrrr"
"Plan B, 20% off, scurrrr"
"Zip for 250, scurrrrr"

by onlyonemeech December 19, 2011

Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

sam scurry

someone with undeniable sex appeal booty drop

wow! look at the ass on that sam scurry!
TOTALLY DUUUDE

by sam scurry August 4, 2007