Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

by rockstar4 July 10, 2010

Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

by God of pseudonym October 29, 2018

smite

Something that people do to others when they fail epicly.

Man, that Kelli girl fails, lets make sure we smite her 107 times!

by THEsasquatch April 13, 2009

Smite

To destroy one with a good comeback.

Wow Zander just came up with the greatest smite, I almost died.

by LORD OF THE YEET November 27, 2018

Smite

We’re pretty sure it was mentioned in a show or movie but never can remember which one. So, we made it into an inside joke, because why not?

“Smite! You wanna get smoted! Smittened?” *someone gets closer to him proving his dominance*

by ❤️🤪 March 27, 2019

Smite

The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 August 25, 2005

Smite

what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003