Smilfed

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

by Phil Deeze January 20, 2010

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank March 26, 2005

smilf

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

by joe September 09, 2003

Smilf

Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009

smilf

Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

by None YaBizness May 07, 2003

Smilf

Much like milf, its smilf.

Step
Mum/Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf

by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010

Smilf

Single moms I wanna fuck or Single moms in late forties/fifties.

Smilf is a hot mom that is single w/kids. Also a hot woman in her 40's/50's.

by Breejock September 16, 2007