shlt

a cool way to write shit in capitals, when a language filter is on. the capital I in it is actually a lowercase L.

in my msn profile i wrote SHIT as SHlT (the one with the lowercase L) when putting in my favourite quotes.

by Alpha Badrem July 16, 2008

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Smalty

Smalty- Smelly, salty tasting dick.

I sucked his smalty

by Oklahomachild March 1, 2011

Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

by Martizzle May 27, 2006

smhl

shaking my head laffin

that was so funny, all I could do was smhl.

by ganstaJ March 30, 2011

john smoltz

Pitcher for the Braves. Most widely known as the sports god. 3,000 career strikeouts. He has a 12 inch; break of his cutter. Greates baseball player ever? Yes.

Sox are nothing, John Smoltz is god.

by Jeff Smoltz May 6, 2008

Smelt

Smelt (adj) refers to a person who is physically and spiritually attractive on another level.

Synonyms include: hawt smexy fabulous Peng

Smelt is used to describe someone's level of attractiveness.

Rowan: "Donald's Smelt as heck."
Rosie and Greg: "what does that mean? "
Rowan: "It means he's frickin' Peng."

by EvilNoodles January 1, 2019