smedium

Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.

Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?

by Shem B August 17, 2006

smeds

1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels

1.kid 1: i go to smeds.

kid 2: oh

kid 1:yeah

2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?

kid 2: i go to smeds

kid 1: oh

kid 2:yeah

by yepss June 12, 2009

smeds

A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.

"I've got the Saturday night smeds"

by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009

smedick

A smedick is a persons dick in which smells really bad because it has been rammed into someones asshole.

Dude you have a smedick after ramming that dude.

by super awesome dude May 13, 2006

Smedders

A smedders is a snack medley, often referred to as a smedely. Commonly, a combination of nuts, crisps, cheddars, scratchings, and other salted snacks available in a British pub. Debate rages as to whether individual components of a smedders can be mixed together in a separate receptacle.

"Barry, can you run to the pub and get the smedders in, the boys are starving. But for goodness sake, do not mix the smedders until Joe arrives"

by Cripper June 9, 2018

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008