smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

SBFF

Soul Best Friends Forever - only for those with true SBFFness. Not everyone can handle the impact of being an SBFF. What affects one always affects the other

Goose and JayDubb are SBFFs for life.

Don't mess with my SBFF!

by Mom Dubb January 13, 2009

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

SBFFWB

"Straight Best Friends With Benefits". When a gay guy and a straight guy become friends. And the straight guy is bicurious, but has a girlfriends, and the gay guy helps out the straight guy by providing sexual favors, along with a "Straight" best friend"

Straight Guy: "I really love my girlfriend, but i really like doing stuff with guys"

Gay Guy: "I can help you with that..."

Straight Guy: "You're me SBFFWB!"

Gay guy: "Can we still have sex?"

by RyanFX July 2, 2008

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

Smuffa

Shoving something in ones face aggressively or violently

I will Smuffa pillow in your face.

by Shebheb June 20, 2021

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007