slut muffin

A muffin without its top on, ie. topless muffin

I covered the eyes of the young, impressionable lad, as the slut muffin bounced passed us.

by Slutty McMuffin September 26, 2012

slut muffin

A muffin with extra flavor and icing.
More tempting than the regular type muffins :

dude that slut muffin was so delicious :

by manda bear :] August 23, 2008

Slut Muffin

Used to call annoying smart-ass people, usually after they have said an annoying pun.

Person 1: Hey, what so u call a nazi fish?
Person 2: Idk
Person 1: ADOLFIN!!!
Person 2:... you Slut Muffin

by sluttymuffin123 February 19, 2014

slut muffin

noun- a girl who mysteriously misplaces her pants, and thus allows everyone to assume that the pants are in some guys room, despite her actual prudeness

she can't find her pants? they must be in some guys room. she's SUCH a slut muffin

by gingeralesnap October 25, 2010

slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.

"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"

by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008

Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 07, 2004

slut muffin

A whore who everyone knows, but is only liked for their sexual qualities. For this reason they will cycle between multiple partners, craving the uncontrollable urge for sex.

Vanessa, the asian with a nice booty, is better known as the slut muffin.

by Mc Lovin' October 09, 2007