noun- a girl who mysteriously misplaces her pants, and thus allows everyone to assume that the pants are in some guys room, despite her actual prudeness
she can't find her pants? they must be in some guys room. she's SUCH a slutmuffin
Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slutmuffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.
"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slutmuffin!"
A whore who everyone knows, but is only liked for their sexual qualities. For this reason they will cycle between multiple partners, craving the uncontrollable urge for sex.
Vanessa, the asian with a nice booty, is better known as the slutmuffin.
1. Someone who is funny and interesting and you would like to sleep with but cant because their you exboyfriends best friend.
2. some one you think is incrediblly appealing
3. someone who you would/want to bang.
1. Dammmmnnnnn, that matt, is a real good slut muffin. too bad hes my exes friend.
2. danng matt sure is sexy, what a slut muffin.
3. i want to bang that slut muffin matt until he cant stop eating my sex cake.