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slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
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slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable
i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.
by Kaja2 June 24, 2016
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Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.
I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"
by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003
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Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!
'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'
by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008
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slipped a vicky

A phrase used mainly as a verb to describe the act of placing a viagra into someones drink without the drinker being aware. Other phrased include, "slipped me a vicky" or "slip him a vicky".
I think the lady we met at the bar last night slipped a vicky in my drink. I have been paying attention all day.
by John T. Foust October 16, 2006
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slipped pedal

a bike term for when your foot slips off the bike... and usually ends with a bleeding shin

used because it just doesn't sound tight to say "my foot came off"
"what happened to your shin?"
"i slipped pedal yesterday trying a 180 rollback"
by rov3rt December 26, 2008
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slipped a crippler

When a person has been screwed, in either hole, so hard the night before they cannot walk properly the next day.
she got slipped a crippler last night, she aint running any where.
by Neilwill July 26, 2010
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