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Eyeball Sac Slam

When a girl is eating out a man's ass salad tossingand he's jerking off at the same time. The balls are slapping the girl in the eyeballs.
I thought my friend got in a car accident... but really she had been eyeball sac slammed by her boyfriend
by nrbrown March 31, 2009
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slam the basket

When a negro pursues a personal vendetta against another negro. (commonly of a rival gang) This vendetta is preformed alone with out any assistance from his posse. Similar to how when preforming a slam dunk in a game of basket ball the dunker takes the ball to the hoop alone and is responsible for the outcomes he will face.
"I'm going to slam the basket, you can't come with me Tyrone"
by The African Fonzie November 4, 2012
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Tip Slam

(noun/verb) When the male reproductive organ, otherwise known as the "penis," inadvertently fails to penetrate the female reproductive organ which, for convenience sake we will henceforth call the "vag," and proceeds to take the aforementioned penis and slaps the female counterpart in the face with the tip followed by a vigorous reentry.
Example 1:
Male A: "Yo man, I couldn't find the hole, but it's all good, I tip slammed her to remind her who has the bigger penis."
Male B: "Word."

Example 2:
Male A: "She was so tight the only thing I could do was tip slam her."
Male B: "Nice."

Example 3:
Female: "We can't, I'm on my period."
Male: "It's straight, I'll just tip slam you."
Female: "Dope."
by fantastic asshole February 2, 2013
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tim tam slam

This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.

Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tam slam.
by Legooolas June 5, 2005
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Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022
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slam jam

a party, or large gathering with people who like to take jam jars, and slam them on random objects joring this occasion.
person 1: hey what did you do last night, you look tired
person 2:I was at a slam jam all night last night I had no time for sleep.
by bwiflnksd November 25, 2016
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Can Slam

When feces are inserted or "slammed" into a toilet or "can" messily and at an alarming rate.
1) This TacoBell is going to make for some nasty can slam later on.
2) Sorry I was late, I was can slamming
3) I didn't want to use their toilet because it was dirty and full of old can slam.
by NatJB April 15, 2015
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