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Skydiving 

The term adults use when they don’t want to seem immature for playing Fortnite.
Alright, well add me so we can going skydiving.
Skydiving by Tyross10 August 10, 2018

Skydiving 

Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)
The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!

Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.
Skydiving by OklahomaAmazon81 January 23, 2019

Skydiving 

When a man suspends a girl from the ceiling, with ropes, by her arms and legs and rails
Guy: Hey honey, wanna do some skydiving again?

Girl: Yeah, just don’t tie the ropes to tight this time

Skydiving Instajizz 

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.
The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

Skydiving Dingo

The epitome of everything random and senseless...

Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers
"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"

{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}
Skydiving Dingo by fried Phisher November 20, 2010

reverse-skydiving

Not having to fret over a particular matter. To feel stress free. Opposite to free falling from a plane to your death. To Just embracing the moment and feeling good and having a flock of positivity going nowhere but up. Optimism
"Bro she's amazing. Whenever I'm around her it feels like we're reverse-skydiving"

"Hey dude I'm reverse-skydiving of that kush we smoked earlier and I feel unstoppable!"
reverse-skydiving by Spazmatik January 12, 2015